“ The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
~ Unknown”
“ Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
~ Wedding Toast”
“ The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so they get depressed; they have to be sad at funerals, which is easy, so they get happy.
~ Peggy Noonan”
“ I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.
~ Marilyn Quayle”
“ A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
~ Grace Hansen”