“ The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
~ Oscar Wilde”
“ Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor”
“ Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.
~ Rose Pastor Stokes”
“ His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!
~ Queen Victoria ”
“ Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate.
~ P G Wodehouse”
“ When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
~ Molly McGee”
“ Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
~ Mary Buckley”
“ Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
~ Lynn Caine”
“ My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
~ Kin Hubbard”
“ American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
~ Elinor Glyn”
“ You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.
~ Charleszetta Waddles”
“ Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
~ Shakespeare, William”